Twas the week before Christmas and all through the world,
Stock in Xanax inflated as the s***show unfurled.
In a Washington split like a log with an ax,
They were impeaching a president—not the one with the sax.
As the details emerged of a hit on Ukraine,
America’s mayor broke up with his brain,
For a boss who was willing to sell out Donbas.
Option one: take out Joe, option two: kiss my ass.