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Rempel’s outrage is as real as Canada’s bestiality problem

Oct 27 2018 — Martin Patriquin — The Liberal Party of Canada is perverting the very fibre of Canadian society. The latter-day version of the party, helmed by a privileged dolt named Justin Trudeau, has swung open the country’s borders while closing it to pipelines. It has poisoned our youth with legal weed, allowed religious hordes to wantonly circumcise their female children […]

Sensibly, Legault is a Trudeau ally on carbon

Oct 24 2018 — Martin Patriquin — To enemies and some supporters alike, Premier François Legault is the closest we’ll ever get to Donald Trump. Though specious, the comparison nonetheless rings true in certain ways. Like the 45th U.S. president, Legault rode to power by exaggerating and demonizing the effects of immigration. And like Trump, Legault has made it a priority to […]

Quebecers look poised to vote the CAQ into power for first time. But what exactly are they voting for?

Sep 29 2018 — Martin Patriquin — Impatience lives on François Legault’s face, often in competition with exasperation, incredulity and scorn. His lips pucker and his eyes squint. His body seems to itch inside his suit. Watching Legault, the leader of the Coalition Avenir Québec party and possibly the next premier of Quebec, is to observe a man constantly in a fit […]

Like Manning and Bouchard before him, ‘Burnier’ torches Conservative electoral hopes

Aug 23 2018 — Martin Patriquin — In 1987, an ill wind blew in from the prairies, bowling over conservative politics in this country for decades since. Those from the Reform Party, from founder Preston Manning downwards, would probably like history to reflect the party’s insurrection against the status quo, its disgust of institutional Ottawa and its belief that the federal government […]

Scheer has few options when it comes to dealing with Bernier

Aug 22 2018 — Martin Patriquin — One of the prevailing narratives as to why Maxime Bernier remains in the Conservative Party caucus despite his xenophobic spleen venting about the alleged ills of “extreme multiculturalism” begins and ends with Andrew Scheer’s fortitude. Unlike his predecessor Stephen Harper, the current Conservative Party leader has none. Bernier can run roughshod over the Conservative narrative […]

Rempel doesn’t think she gets a fair shake from the media

Jun 29 2018 — Martin Patriquin — Conservative MP Michelle Rempel doesn’t think she, or her party, gets a fair shake from the media. In terms of news, this contention ranks somewhere between how water is wet and the sky is blue. Whining about the paucity and/or unfairness of one’s media coverage is practically a right of passage once one is elected […]

Granic Allen move shows Doug Ford building credibility among centrists

May 7 2018 — Martin Patriquin — Doug Ford’s brusque dispensing with noted social conservative Tanya Granic Allen over the weekend was surprising only if one subscribes to a longstanding stereotype surrounding the Progressive Conservative Party of Ontario leader. This stereotype, heartily endorsed by the Ontario Liberal Party, goes like this: Doug Ford, noted right-wing mouthbreather, is both electorally and ideologically beholden […]

The spectacular cynicism behind Trudeau’s pipeline morass

Apr 28 2018 — Martin Patriquin — The electoral brilliance of Justin Trudeau’s Liberal Party approach to pipelines lies in its simplicity: we can at once protect the environment and harvest our landlocked, carbon-heavy oil and pipe it to the coast, to be sold and burned at great profit. The abject hypocrisy in this approach — claiming environmental stewardship while enabling environmental […]

Jagmeet Singh must disavow political violence if he plans to lead Canada

Mar 16 2018 — Martin Patriquin — There are certain parallels between the Quebec separatist movement and the pursuit of a separate Sikh state in India. Both were born from government-abetted inequality against an identifiable group, albeit to wildly different degrees: the Québécois in Canada, the Sikh minority in India. Both movements wished for peaceful relations with their former oppressors following the […]

Tired Team Trudeau sees Ford as manna from heaven

Mar 12 2018 — Martin Patriquin — Justin Trudeau’s Liberal government, purpose built in 2015 for a Hillary Clinton presidency, has a Clintonian approach to campaigning. The formula is simple: elect a telegenic, ever-smiling leader to fill hearts and ears with feel-good bromides and progressive-sounding promises. While the leader does this, ensure the organization around this ever-smiling leader demonizes the sweet hell […]

Ford relying on high-octane anger to win on first ballot

Feb 7 2018 — Martin Patriquin — In 2000, Canadian conservatism was at a precipice. Having sat out of power for seven years, the Progressive Conservative Party stunk of dry rot and entitlement gone unfulfilled. The Reform Party, a wind blowing in from the west bringing prairie rectitude and anti-Quebec sentiment to Ottawa, had reduced it to a 12-person rump led by […]

Rumour mill hurting everyone, including the #MeToo movement

Feb 3 2018 — Martin Patriquin — This week, self-styled raconteur and bon vivant Warren Kinsella wrote about the coming #MeToo tide barreling towards Ottawa. “There are other men who are about to be exposed,” Kinsella, a professed Liberal Party insider, wrote. “Count on it. The media have been on their trail for many weeks. Once it gets through the editors — […]

The cynical roots of Rempel’s female genital mutilation crusade

Dec 20 2017 — Martin Patriquin — The procedure by which a woman’s clitoris is surgically removed is usually performed without anesthesia and in unsanitary conditions. Unnecessary, retrograde and associated with a host of physical ailments, the surgery also can saddle a woman with a lifetime of psychological issues. The very purpose of the surgery — to deprive a woman of sexual […]